I rode my first matatu to the David Shedrick wildlife trust where they have orphaned baby elephants and rhinos. This place is like a sad Disney movie. They bring out a baby animal and everyone 'awwwwww' and then they tell you about how it watched its mother get murdered by heyenas, or how it got abandoned by its mother as it sank in a mud pit. Place is depressing! There was an awesome baby black rhino who was about the size of a labrador and decided to charge the crowd. Hilarious!
After that we went to the Masai Markets which is a street market where the locals sell their wares and crafts and what not. They all tell you that they hand carve everything, and you should pay top rate for it because its an original, but you can see the exact same stuff one spot over. Plus, if you're white, you're getting ripped off. I was trying to buy some souvenirs and this guy started me out at $40. HA by the end I got him down to 450 shillings and then walked away because $40 is an absurd start. Yah. Then I spent the night with some people from work and some British visitors.
SUNDAY
My first safari. It was sort of a mini-safari, five-ish hours through Nairobi national park We had essentially a matatu with a removable roof and took it off-roading to scope some wildlife.

Safari status. This was my view hanging out of the window. The pop-out opening in the roof was crowded so I found my own good view.

Members of the Masai Mara warrior tribe, native to kenya. Here they stand in traditional dress, and near the traditional Masai Mara Jungle Bounce and Landcruiser. It's wild to see people of these ancient tribes who remain so untouched by modernity. In actuality these are just Kikuyu dressed as Masai to charge tourists photographs. This tourist was not fooled! They did manage to charge me for a go on the Jungle Bounce. It was worth every last shilling.

Here is where in 1989 President Moi burned 12 tons of elephant tusks, valued at $3mil, to protest the global trade of ivory.
I think this is a cape buffalo. If it is the it is the first that I have seen of the big five. Technically I saw baby elephants and rhinos on Saturday, but I'm not counting them. The big five are supposed to be the most difficult game in Africa to hunt and I suspect a baby elephant would be really easy to hunt.

Look, it's an ostrich. What are these all about? I am genuinely confused by their existence. Google image search 'ostrich' and look at the second picture. They seriously look like that.

Baboons, chilling out and maxing in
the shade.

This one needs to simmer down. He charged our van, but you don't step to this. He's lucky I had my seatbelt on.

There's a hippo down there somewhere, I promise.

Caterpillar

Some scenery. There was a house built into a cliff that was overlooking all of this.

View of Nairobi from the park.

Zebras! FACT: If you are from the UK you call them zeh-bras. I was overwhelmed by the amount of Zehbras
and here, the winners of the day,

GIRAFFES!
On our way out we saw two black rhinos in the distance on a hill, but they were too far away to photograph. Luckily one of the guys in the van with us spotted some military binocs hanging out on the side of the road which allowed us some good views of them. It was great that we were able to see them, they are super rare.
Didn't get to see any cats though, which was a bummer. Thats what Masai Mara in two weeks is for!
Sunday night we went to a bar to watch the USA in the Confederation Cup finals and left disappointed. It's about time to catch my ride home so I'll have to update about the awesome people I met last night, and the plans for this weekend (Rwandaaaaaa).
I'm trying out a new way to get these pictures up here, so if they aren't making it, let me know!




